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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated MVG by unanimous decision: 116-110, 116-110, 116-110.

Match Tuesday, December 15, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is MVG!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Mvg punches Dorkness 3 with a series of light punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
+Mvg tosses a stiff sweeping right to the ribs. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 3 nails Mvg with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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+Mvg annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of quick blows to the chest. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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-Mvg attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Mvg escapes.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Mvg with a volley of solid shots to the chest.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mvg lands a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 24 punches, and MVG landed 26 of 31 punches.

MVG won the round 10-9

MVG is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mvg doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mvg hits with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mvg hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Mvg takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Mvg takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a left uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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+Mvg grazes Dorkness 3 with a pair of mean punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Mvg throws a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Mvg doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 25 punches, and MVG landed 29 of 33 punches.

MVG won the round 10-9

MVG is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mvg doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Mvg hurts Dorkness 3 with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a hook to the stomach.
+Mvg connects with a light jab to the ribs!! Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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+Mvg pounds Dorkness 3 with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Mvg with a right to the stomach.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Mvg connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Mvg hammers Dorkness 3 with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 24 punches, and MVG landed 26 of 34 punches.

MVG won the round 10-9

MVG is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Mvg remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mvg paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 3 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Mvg with a series of blows to the ribs.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mvg punches Dorkness 3 with a series of off balance punches to the ribs!! Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a pair of wild shots to the stomach.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mvg throws a barrage of powerful punches to the chest!
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+Mvg hits with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Mvg smacks Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 25 punches, and MVG landed 25 of 32 punches.

MVG won the round 10-9

MVG is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Mvg remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mvg tags Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the head!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a straight right to the ribs, but Mvg steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 3 rocks Mvg with a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of vicious blows to the stomach.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Mvg deftly avoits it.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 43 punches, and MVG landed 7 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

MVG is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Mvg remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a roundhouse to the ribs, but misses.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Mvg with a powerful cross to the stomach.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 belts Mvg with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 belts Mvg with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Mvg quickly recovers.
+Mvg thumps Dorkness 3 with a hook to the chest. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Mvg backs out of it.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mvg hits with a stiff straight right to the chest! Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mvg lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 38 punches, and MVG landed 21 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

MVG is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Mvg grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 3 catches Mvg with a barrage of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Mvg with a volley of glancing shots to the ribs! Mvg covers up.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Mvg ties him up.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a left uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Mvg with a series of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Mvg is hurt!
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+Mvg throws a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Mvg steps aside.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mvg tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mvg leaps aside.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mvg pounds Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Mvg fires a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 45 punches, and MVG landed 23 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

MVG is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Mvg grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 jars Mvg with a barrage of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Mvg lashes out with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Mvg tries a left left to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 3 tries a right jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 3 whacks Mvg with a powerful right to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Mvg hits with a series of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Mvg with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Mvg hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Mvg throws a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 39 punches, and MVG landed 22 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mvg grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mvg tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 3 backs out of it.
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+Mvg clocks Dorkness 3 with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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+Mvg smacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
+Mvg lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with Mvg with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 3 stuns Mvg with a volley of punches to the chest.
Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 stuns Mvg with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mvg steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Mvg with a hard hook to the solar plexus! Mvg grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 39 punches, and MVG landed 19 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 86-85


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mvg is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Mvg staggers Dorkness 3 with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Mvg solidly lands a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
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+Mvg attacks with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose!!
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Mvg ties him up.
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+Mvg backs up Dorkness 3 with a series of light punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Mvg beats a hasty retreat.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 thumps Mvg with a flurry of punches to the chest. Mvg beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Mvg with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 38 punches, and MVG landed 21 of 35 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 96-94


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mvg is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mvg is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mvg fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
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+Mvg fires a volley of loud punches to the head.
-Mvg lashes out with a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a right hook to the stomach, but Mvg ducks.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mvg pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of quick punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a right right to the stomach, but Mvg ties him up.
+Dorkness 3 stuns Mvg with a flurry of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Mvg doesn't seem bothered.
+Mvg wallops Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a series of vicious shots to the solar plexus!
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Mvg tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a series of shots to the chest, but Mvg beats a hasty retreat.
+Mvg thumps Dorkness 3 with a series of mean punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 41 punches, and MVG landed 18 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 106-103


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mvg is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Mvg is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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+Mvg annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of mean punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Mvg smacks Dorkness 3 with a glancing jab to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a cross to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Mvg hits with a volley of nice shots to the head.
+Mvg hits Dorkness 3 with a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Dorkness 3 lands a ferocious right uppercut and Mvg is knocked out of the ring!!

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Mvg struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mvg hits with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Mvg shakes Dorkness 3 with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
+Mvg wakes up the fans with a series of glancing punches to the face. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
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+Mvg grazes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
+Mvg thumps Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 3 smashes Mvg with a barrage of mean shots to the eye.
+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a pair of blows to the chin.
Dorkness 3 lands a well placed blow to the head and Mvg goes down!!

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Mvg struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mvg wakes up the fans with a powerful straight right to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Mvg jolts Dorkness 3 with a series of wild punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos Mvg with a left to the chin.
+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Mvg annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw!
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Mvg beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 23 of 37 punches, and MVG landed 53 of 53 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 116-110


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mvg is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: MVG 10-9
Round 2: MVG 10-9
Round 3: MVG 10-9
Round 4: MVG 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 116-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: MVG 10-9
Round 2: MVG 10-9
Round 3: MVG 10-9
Round 4: MVG 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 116-110


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: MVG 10-9
Round 2: MVG 10-9
Round 3: MVG 10-9
Round 4: MVG 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-7

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 116-110

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by decision!