Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Impending Doom by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Monday, December 14, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Impending Doom!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 comes out fighting.
Impending tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Impending paws a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Impending attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Impending throws a flurry of wild shots to the face!
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+Impending fires a series of stiff punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Impending lunges with a pair of left shots to the head, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Impending suprises Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 23 punches, and Impending Doom landed 24 of 39 punches.
Impending Doom won the round 10-9
Impending Doom is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.
Impending doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 comes out fighting.
Impending tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick blows to the chest!
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+Impending hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the head. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
+Impending whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the face.
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+Impending smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean combinations to the chin.
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+Impending slams Dorkness 1 with a vicious straight right to the eye. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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-Impending lunges with a right right to the face, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Impending with a volley of wild blows to the stomach.
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-Impending fires a hook to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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-Impending tries a volley of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Impending covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Impending with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 24 punches, and Impending Doom landed 22 of 40 punches.
Impending Doom won the round 10-9
Impending Doom is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.
Impending remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 comes out fighting.
Impending tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Impending tries to land a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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-Impending attempts a series of right combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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-Impending probes with a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Impending leaps aside.
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-Impending attempts a pair of combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Impending connects with a jab to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Impending with a heavy sweeping right to the ribs. Impending doesn't seem bothered.
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+Impending solidly lands a barrage of solid combinations to the head!
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-Impending attacks with a series of combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 tags Impending with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
+Impending drills Dorkness 1 with a pair of powerful combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Impending Doom landed 18 of 39 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Impending Doom is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Impending is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 comes out fighting.
Impending tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Impending tries a flurry of left combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Impending tags Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the head.
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-Impending paws a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Impending with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs!
+Dorkness 1 pokes Impending with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Impending tries to land a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Impending annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of punches to the chest! Impending hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Impending connects with a vicious jab to the mouth.
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-Impending throws a series of punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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-Impending attacks with a flurry of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Impending Doom landed 17 of 43 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Impending is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 comes out fighting.
Impending tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Impending punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
-Impending tries to land a right jab to the eye, but misses completely.
+Impending takes charge with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Impending with a pair of hard blows to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of blows to the chin.
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-Impending attempts a jab to the face, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of strong combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful left hook and Impending lands flat on his back!!
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Impending struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Impending lunges with a barrage of right combinations to the nose, but misses.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Impending with a volley of glancing blows to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with Impending with an elbow! This is unbelievable!
-Impending probes with a left to the head, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the head. Impending hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion hook and Impending hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Impending looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Impending Doom 10-9
Round 2: Impending Doom 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Impending Doom 10-9
Round 2: Impending Doom 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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