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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, December 09, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of light shots to the ribs.
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+Norris hits with a pair of punches to the face. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Norris connects with a left to the face.
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+Norris hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Norris lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Norris blocks.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Norris tosses a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Norris with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs!! Norris is hurt!
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+Norris fires a heavy jab to the eye.
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+Norris shakes Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a right hook to the stomach, but Norris backs out of it.
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+Norris hammers Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the eye.
+Norris connects with a pair of stinging punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Norris connects with a pair of wild blows to the mouth. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 46 of 46 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Norris strikes with a roundhouse to the head!!
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-Dorkness 5 throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Norris ducks just in time.
+Norris wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard blows to the ribs. Dorkness 5 covers up.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Norris with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Norris steps aside and laughs.
+Norris connects with a flurry of quick blows to the mouth.
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+Norris fires a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Norris lands a nice straight right to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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+Norris tosses a pair of punches to the jaw.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
+Norris tosses a flurry of light punches to the eye!!
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+Norris nails Dorkness 5 with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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+Norris lands a series of stiff punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 22 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 47 of 50 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Norris remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Norris tags Dorkness 5 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
+Norris hits with a strong cross to the ribs.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Norris fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 covers up.
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+Norris nails Dorkness 5 with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Norris takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Norris with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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+Norris lands a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Norris deftly avoits it.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Norris pops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Norris pops Dorkness 5 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 covers up.
+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 42 of 47 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Norris grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Norris punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
+Norris suprises Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Norris hits Dorkness 5 with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Norris drills Dorkness 5 with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Norris charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Norris annoys Dorkness 5 with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Norris with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach!!
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 26 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 32 of 46 punches.

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Norris is obviously tired.


ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Norris with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
+Norris jolts Dorkness 5 with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
-Norris charges with a right roundhouse to the chest, but goes wide.
+Norris hits with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Norris throws a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 scores with a series of glancing blows to the ribs.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Norris thumps Dorkness 5 with a stiff cross to the stomach! Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Norris with a series of strong shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Norris with a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus. Norris covers up.
+Norris tags Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Norris launches a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Norris deftly avoits it.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 26 of 42 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 29 of 49 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Norris looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye.


ROUND 6

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of strong blows to the chest.
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+Norris attacks with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
-Norris lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Norris with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Norris steps aside and laughs.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Norris backs up Dorkness 5 with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Norris lands a nice jab to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Norris tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Norris paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 5 clocks Norris with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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-Norris lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 30 of 38 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 20 of 48 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Norris collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye.


ROUND 7

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Norris attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 5 hurts Norris with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Norris sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Norris with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!!
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Norris punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Norris escapes.
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+Norris hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach!
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+Norris grazes Dorkness 5 with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Norris with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 5 tags Norris with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus. Norris retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 5 pokes Norris with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Norris grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Norris with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 32 of 41 punches, and The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris landed 18 of 52 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Norris receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the right eye.


ROUND 8

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norris is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Norris tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Norris grazes Dorkness 5 with a stinging left to the solar plexus.
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-Norris throws a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Norris tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Norris with a volley of light punches to the stomach!
+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a pair of wild blows to the ribs.
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Norris backs out of it.
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+Norris backs up Dorkness 5 with a hook to the solar plexus!
Norris tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Norris paws a right jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Norris with a strong cross to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a quick roundhouse to the ribs! Dorkness 5 attacks like a wild man! Norris's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Norris can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 2: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 3: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 4: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 2: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 3: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 4: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 2: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 3: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 4: The Worlds First Man To Scare Chuck Norris 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a technical knockout!