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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Antenna by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Tuesday, December 08, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Antenna!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Antenna is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a loud jab to the solar plexus.
Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Antenna quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Antenna connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Antenna landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Antenna doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Antenna is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Antenna scores with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Antenna wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Antenna connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Antenna throws a volley of nasty punches to the jaw!
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+Antenna backs up Dorkness 3 with a right to the head. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Antenna escapes.
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+Antenna shakes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a series of vicious shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 tags Antenna with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Antenna scores with a series of blows to the nose!! Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Antenna landed 39 of 39 punches.

Antenna won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Antenna doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Antenna is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Antenna smacks Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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+Antenna hits Dorkness 3 with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Antenna catches Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
+Antenna connects with a pair of punches to the mouth!
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Antenna scores with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Antenna tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of quick shots to the chin.
-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Antenna deftly avoits it.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 belts Antenna with a series of wild shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Antenna landed 30 of 42 punches.

Antenna won the round 10-9

Antenna is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Antenna remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Antenna is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 throws a hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Antenna pummels Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Antenna with a series of punches to the ribs.
Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Antenna tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 27 punches, and Antenna landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Antenna remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Antenna is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 3 hammers Antenna with a pair of punches to the jaw!
Dorkness 3 lands a blood spattering left hook and Antenna is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Antenna is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Antenna 10-9
Round 3: Antenna 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Antenna 10-9
Round 3: Antenna 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Antenna 10-9
Round 3: Antenna 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!