Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated 1.8 GB by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Monday, November 30, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is 1.8 GB!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+1.8 Gb fires a series of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin!
+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of strong shots to the nose.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but 1.8 Gb steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks 1.8 Gb with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks 1.8 Gb with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 26 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 14 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
1.8 Gb doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a pair of quick shots to the ribs.
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+1.8 Gb grazes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-1.8 Gb throws a hook to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb probes with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb lands a barrage of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 14 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
1.8 Gb doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 hits 1.8 Gb with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts 1.8 Gb with a pair of blows to the chest.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb thumps Dorkness 1 with a series of powerful shots to the stomach. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 25 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
1.8 Gb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 smacks 1.8 Gb with a barrage of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb lunges with a series of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits 1.8 Gb with a uppercut to the ribs. 1.8 Gb retreats to the far corner.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 24 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
1.8 Gb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+1.8 Gb punches Dorkness 1 with a vicious hook to the chest! Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but 1.8 Gb narrowly avoids it
-1.8 Gb attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits 1.8 Gb with a barrage of furious shots to the ribs.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of stinging blows to the ribs. 1.8 Gb doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tags 1.8 Gb with a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
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-1.8 Gb charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 23 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
1.8 Gb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb jars Dorkness 1 with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. 1.8 Gb beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 23 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 10 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
1.8 Gb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of shots to the chest. 1.8 Gb backpedals to his own corner.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 punches 1.8 Gb with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+1.8 Gb fires a volley of loud punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-1.8 Gb lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of quick blows to the stomach! 1.8 Gb covers up.
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-1.8 Gb paws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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-1.8 Gb lashes out with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 23 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
1.8 Gb is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but 1.8 Gb backs out of it.
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-1.8 Gb launches a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of painful blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkness 1 tags 1.8 Gb with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of stiff blows to the chest!
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+1.8 Gb hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the head, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
1.8 Gb is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 pounds 1.8 Gb with a barrage of vicious shots to the ribs.
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-1.8 Gb charges with a barrage of shots to the eye, but misses.
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+1.8 Gb jars Dorkness 1 with a series of powerful punches to the eye!
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of hard blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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-1.8 Gb attempts a pair of right blows to the head, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 smacks 1.8 Gb with a stinging left to the stomach.
+1.8 Gb fires a flurry of nasty blows to the eye. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 24 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 10 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 90-81
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
1.8 Gb looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb attempts a cross to the nose, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean shots to the chin.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a volley of right blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 thumps 1.8 Gb with a flurry of strong blows to the stomach.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wallops 1.8 Gb with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 nails 1.8 Gb with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus. 1.8 Gb is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 24 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 8 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 100-90
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
1.8 Gb collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Dorkness 1 catches 1.8 Gb with a hard cross to the ribs. 1.8 Gb sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes 1.8 Gb with a barrage of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+1.8 Gb hits with a pair of nasty shots to the head.
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-1.8 Gb launches a series of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes 1.8 Gb with a series of off balance shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and 1.8 Gb falls to the canvas!!
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1.8 Gb struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus! 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing left uppercut and 1.8 Gb falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
1.8 Gb can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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