Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Am I fat? defeated Most Powerful Man Ever! by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Tuesday, December 01, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 109 pounds (49 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Most Powerful Man Ever!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Ever! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Ever! attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ever! nails Am I Fat? with a barrage of commanding blows to the ribs. Am I Fat? ignores it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hurts Ever! with a series of punches to the head.
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-Ever! attacks with a right roundhouse to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a glancing right to the face.
+Ever! wallops Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Ever! charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 21 of 26 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 9 of 23 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9
Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ever! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Ever! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Ever! fires a left left to the chest, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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-Ever! probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Am I Fat? jars Ever! with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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+Am I Fat? fires a series of punches to the nose. Ever! is hurt!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ever! annoys Am I Fat? with a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ever! attempts a cross to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Am I Fat? suprises Ever! with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 20 of 24 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 10 of 26 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!
Ever! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ever! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Ever! suprises Am I Fat? with a barrage of wild blows to the chest!
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+Am I Fat? punches Ever! with a flurry of punches to the nose. Ever! gets mad!
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+Am I Fat? tosses a pair of punches to the head.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a barrage of loud blows to the eye.
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-Ever! attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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-Ever! tries a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? punches Ever! with a volley of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 22 of 24 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 8 of 24 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ever! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ever! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Ever! lashes out with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Ever! tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ever! launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Ever! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Ever! probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? ducks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 6 of 9 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 6 of 23 punches.
Most Powerful Man Ever! won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 39-37
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ever! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ever! is brawling. (inside)
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-Ever! attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Ever! beats a hasty retreat.
+Am I Fat? takes charge with a volley of punches to the face.
+Ever! hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Am I Fat? takes charge with a series of quick blows to the chin.
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-Ever! throws a right to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Am I Fat? tags Ever! with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Ever! tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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-Ever! probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Am I Fat? hurts Ever! with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Ever! hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Ever! probes with a series of blows to the chest, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 24 of 25 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 10 of 32 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 49-46
Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ever! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ever! is brawling. (inside)
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-Ever! lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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+Am I Fat? lands a pair of nasty punches to the mouth. Ever! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Ever! probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Ever! pokes Am I Fat? with a off balance uppercut to the chest.
-Ever! tries to land a series of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Ever! tries a pair of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Ever! attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 8 of 32 punches.
Most Powerful Man Ever! won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 58-56
Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ever! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ever! is brawling. (inside)
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-Ever! tries to land a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
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+Ever! pounds Am I Fat? with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Ever! tries to land a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Ever! backs up Am I Fat? with a mean uppercut to the stomach.
+Am I Fat? catches Ever! with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth. Ever! quickly recovers.
-Ever! throws a series of punches to the chest, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Am I Fat? pummels Ever! with a flurry of blows to the chin.
-Ever! attacks with a right uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Am I Fat? wallops Ever! with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 22 of 22 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 9 of 29 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 68-65
Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ever! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ever! is brawling. (inside)
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-Ever! tries a series of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Am I Fat? slams Ever! with a barrage of loud punches to the eye! Ever! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Ever! probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Ever! probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
-Ever! lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Ever! hits Am I Fat? with a volley of stiff shots to the ribs. Am I Fat? retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Most Powerful Man Ever! landed 9 of 30 punches.
Most Powerful Man Ever! won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 77-75
Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ever! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ever! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Ever! tags Am I Fat? with a barrage of loud crosses to the jaw.
-Ever! tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
-Ever! probes with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Ever! with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
Am I Fat? lands a ferocious right punch in the nose and Ever!'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Ever! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Ever! lunges with a pair of crosses to the nose, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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+Ever! jolts Am I Fat? with a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth. Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
+Am I Fat? clocks Ever! with a pair of glancing shots to the chin. Ever! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Ever! charges with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
+Am I Fat? throws a pair of powerful blows to the mouth! Ever! is hurt!
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+Am I Fat? catches Ever! with a volley of punches to the jaw. Ever! covers up.
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+Ever! lands a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Ever! grazes Am I Fat? with a series of hard punches to the eye.
Ever! lands a slow motion hook and Am I Fat? goes over backwards!!
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Am I Fat? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? smashes Ever! with a volley of nasty uppercuts to the temple.
Am I Fat? lands a cruel left blow to the temple and Ever! drops like a stone!!
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Ever! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ever! wallops Am I Fat? with a volley of mean punches to the head.
Ever! lands a cruel haymaker and Am I Fat? bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Am I Fat? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Am I Fat? hits Ever! with a pair of punches to the head. Ever! is hurt!
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+Am I Fat? connects with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
+Am I Fat? solidly lands a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
Am I Fat? lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Ever! is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Am I fat? wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Am I Fat? is slowing down. He has cut below the right eye.
Ever! looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Most Powerful Man Ever! 10-9
Am I fat? wins by a knockout!
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