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(Heavyweight) Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler defeated Tiai Salanoa by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, November 28, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 296 pounds (134 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 309 pounds (140 kilograms) is Tiai Salanoa!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa clocks Beerguzzler with a series of hard blows to the face.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Salanoa attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Beerguzzler gets mad!
-Beerguzzler throws a volley of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa wallops Beerguzzler with a uppercut to the face!
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+Salanoa attacks with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
+Beerguzzler tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
-Beerguzzler throws a cross to the eye, but misses.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Beerguzzler attacks with a volley of left blows to the face, but is ineffective.
+Salanoa rocks Beerguzzler with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Beerguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Beerguzzler throws a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Salanoa grazes Beerguzzler with a flurry of loud shots to the solar plexus.
+Salanoa tags Beerguzzler with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 27 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 39 of 48 punches.

Tiai Salanoa won the round 10-9

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 10-9


Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Salanoa doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Salanoa annoys Beerguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Salanoa annoys Beerguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin!
+Salanoa throws a strong straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Salanoa lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Salanoa jars Beerguzzler with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Salanoa jolts Beerguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Salanoa fires a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa lands a series of blows to the head. Beerguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Salanoa lashes out with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Salanoa backs out of it.
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+Beerguzzler jolts Salanoa with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 23 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 39 of 46 punches.

Tiai Salanoa won the round 10-9

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 20-18


Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Salanoa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Beerguzzler annoys Salanoa with a pair of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Salanoa shakes Beerguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Salanoa punches Beerguzzler with a flurry of quick shots to the chin. Beerguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but Salanoa covers himself well.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Salanoa tries a pair of left punches to the face, but Beerguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Salanoa escapes.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Salanoa leaps aside.
+Salanoa connects with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Salanoa lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Salanoa hits with a jab to the mouth.
-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Salanoa hits with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 24 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 42 of 55 punches.

Tiai Salanoa won the round 10-9

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 30-27


Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Salanoa grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Salanoa attacks with a straight right to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Beerguzzler lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Salanoa hides behind his gloves.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Salanoa launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the temple. Beerguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Beerguzzler tattoos Salanoa with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Salanoa pummels Beerguzzler with a stiff sweeping right to the eye.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa drills Beerguzzler with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs. Beerguzzler falls against the ropes!
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-Salanoa launches a right jab to the face, but Beerguzzler quickly backs away.
-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Salanoa leaps aside.
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+Salanoa hurts Beerguzzler with a series of punches to the nose! Beerguzzler falls against the ropes!
-Beerguzzler fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but Salanoa hides behind his gloves.
+Salanoa stuns Beerguzzler with a flurry of light shots to the face.
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+Salanoa tosses a flurry of furious punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 23 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 32 of 48 punches.

Tiai Salanoa won the round 10-9

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 40-36


Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Salanoa is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Salanoa steps aside.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Salanoa attacks with a series of nice blows to the chest.
-Beerguzzler lunges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Salanoa throws a series of punches to the nose, but Beerguzzler ducks just in time.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler catches Salanoa with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Salanoa stays away from it.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Salanoa throws a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Salanoa nails Beerguzzler with a series of commanding punches to the nose!
+Salanoa pokes Beerguzzler with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
+Salanoa tattoos Beerguzzler with a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth.
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+Salanoa throws a pair of glancing shots to the eye. Beerguzzler seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 33 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 27 of 40 punches.

Tiai Salanoa won the round 10-9

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 50-45


Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Salanoa is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Beerguzzler punches Salanoa with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Beerguzzler throws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Salanoa stays away from it.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Salanoa leaps aside.
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+Salanoa nails Beerguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Salanoa tosses a roundhouse to the eye. Beerguzzler covers up.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa connects with a volley of stiff shots to the ribs!
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Salanoa attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Beerguzzler throws a series of blows to the chest, but Salanoa takes it in the forearms.
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-Salanoa probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Beerguzzler charges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Salanoa paws a straight right to the chest, but Beerguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 36 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 25 of 39 punches.

Tiai Salanoa won the round 10-9

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 60-54


Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Salanoa is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa clocks Beerguzzler with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Salanoa hurts Beerguzzler with a glancing straight right to the chest.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Salanoa tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Salanoa tries a straight right to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Salanoa takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the temple!
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Beerguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Salanoa steps aside and laughs.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a right cross to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Salanoa attacks with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Beerguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Salanoa clocks Beerguzzler with a pair of quick punches to the nose!!
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-Beerguzzler probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Salanoa steps aside.
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+Beerguzzler throws a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 35 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 25 of 41 punches.

Tiai Salanoa won the round 10-9

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 70-63


Beerguzzler is obviously tired.

Salanoa is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Beerguzzler probes with a pair of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Beerguzzler hits with a barrage of painful shots to the nose!!
Beerguzzler lands a well placed smash to the jaw and Salanoa is flattened!!

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Salanoa struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a series of right shots to the temple, but Salanoa takes it in the forearms.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Salanoa hits with a volley of powerful punches to the temple. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Salanoa rocks Beerguzzler with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Beerguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa pops Beerguzzler with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The fighters study each other.
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+Salanoa wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Salanoa tags Beerguzzler with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Salanoa lands a series of quick shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 34 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 27 of 39 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-8

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 78-73


Beerguzzler is obviously tired.

Salanoa looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beerguzzler shakes Salanoa with a strong uppercut to the jaw!!
Beerguzzler lands a quick hook and Salanoa's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Salanoa struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Salanoa throws a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Beerguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Salanoa attacks with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
-Beerguzzler attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
Salanoa tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler hurts Salanoa with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
Beerguzzler lands a cruel blow to the head and Salanoa is knocked off his feet!!

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Salanoa struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Salanoa fires a series of punches to the chin, but Beerguzzler covers himself well.
+Salanoa slams Beerguzzler with a volley of nice punches to the head. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Salanoa tosses a pair of solid punches to the head.
+Salanoa tags Beerguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Salanoa nails Beerguzzler with a right to the nose.
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-Salanoa attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Beerguzzler escapes.
+Beerguzzler hits with a commanding uppercut to the eye.
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-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but falls short.
-Beerguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Salanoa quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 9 of 31 punches, and Tiai Salanoa landed 27 of 41 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-7

Tiai Salanoa is winning the fight 85-83


Beerguzzler is obviously tired.

Salanoa collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 10

Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Salanoa is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beerguzzler wallops Salanoa with a flurry of hard crosses to the chin. Salanoa shakes his head to clear it.
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+Beerguzzler fires a barrage of shots to the head.
Beerguzzler lands a ferocious right blow to the head and Salanoa goes down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Beerguzzler receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash below the right eye.

Salanoa can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 2: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 3: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 4: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 5: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 6: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 7: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-8
Round 9: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 2: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 3: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 4: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 5: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 6: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 7: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-8
Round 9: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 2: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 3: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 4: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 5: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 6: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 7: Tiai Salanoa 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-8
Round 9: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a knockout!