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(Strawweight) Fallout 3 defeated hahahaman by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Monday, November 23, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Fallout 3 !!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Fallout 3 throws a barrage of crosses to the head, but fails to score.
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+Fallout 3 attacks with a punch to the head!
Fallout 3 lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Hahahaman is knocked off his feet!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hahahaman tosses a painful right to the nose.
-Fallout 3 tries a volley of blows to the eye, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Fallout 3 throws a flurry of roundhouses to the nose, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
+Hahahaman connects with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Fallout 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Fallout 3 lunges with a barrage of left uppercuts to the face, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
+Fallout 3 lands a series of glancing shots to the face. Hahahaman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Fallout 3 tries a series of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Fallout 3 paws a left cross to the eye, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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+Fallout 3 hits with a barrage of solid uppercuts to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 3 landed 12 of 39 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 3 won the round 10-8

Fallout 3 is winning the fight 10-8


Fallout 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Fallout 3 connects with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the temple!!
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-Fallout 3 attempts a volley of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Fallout 3 attempts a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Fallout 3 tries a barrage of right crosses to the temple, but Hahahaman ties him up.
-Fallout 3 attempts a left right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Fallout 3 attempts a left to the eye, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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+Hahahaman lands a right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 3 landed 11 of 41 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 3 won the round 10-9

Fallout 3 is winning the fight 20-17


Fallout 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 3

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Fallout 3 tries to land a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Fallout 3 hurts Hahahaman with a volley of mean blows to the temple.
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-Fallout 3 charges with a volley of right shots to the head, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Fallout 3 charges with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Hahahaman backs up Fallout 3 with a volley of quick punches to the face!
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-Fallout 3 tries a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Fallout 3 probes with a series of left crosses to the eye, but Hahahaman escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 3 landed 12 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 9 punches.

Fallout 3 won the round 10-9

Fallout 3 is winning the fight 30-26


Fallout 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 4

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Fallout 3 lands a barrage of wild punches to the jaw!
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-Fallout 3 lunges with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Fallout 3 tries to land a volley of blows to the head, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Fallout 3 tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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+Hahahaman grazes Fallout 3 with a powerful hook to the nose.
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-Fallout 3 fires a volley of blows to the jaw, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
-Fallout 3 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 3 landed 11 of 42 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 3 won the round 10-9

Fallout 3 is winning the fight 40-35


Fallout 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 5

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Hahahaman fires a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Fallout 3 fires a pair of left shots to the temple, but falls short.
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+Fallout 3 tattoos Hahahaman with a series of off balance crosses to the eye.
Fallout 3 lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Hahahaman is knocked out of the ring!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Fallout 3 lunges with a volley of right roundhouses to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Fallout 3 probes with a roundhouse to the face, but only hits air.
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The fighters circle.
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+Fallout 3 hits with a light sweeping right to the jaw.
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-Fallout 3 attempts a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Hahahaman pummels Fallout 3 with a pair of roundhouses to the face!
+Fallout 3 hits with a volley of off balance uppercuts to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 3 landed 13 of 42 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 3 won the round 10-8

Fallout 3 is winning the fight 50-43


Fallout 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hahahaman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 6

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Fallout 3 backs up Hahahaman with a flurry of vicious blows to the head.
Fallout 3 lands a blood spattering hook and Hahahaman's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hahahaman connects with a pair of stinging shots to the eye. Fallout 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Fallout 3 tries to land a pair of roundhouses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Fallout 3 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Fallout 3 throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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-Fallout 3 probes with a flurry of uppercuts to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Fallout 3 attacks with a volley of right crosses to the chin, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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+Fallout 3 grazes Hahahaman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Fallout 3 hits with a series of wild blows to the temple.
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+Hahahaman attacks with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
-Fallout 3 attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 3 landed 10 of 40 punches, and hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fallout 3 won the round 10-8

Fallout 3 is winning the fight 60-51


Fallout 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 7

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

+Fallout 3 fires a flurry of blows to the face.
+Fallout 3 tosses a volley of hooks to the temple.
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+Hahahaman hurts Fallout 3 with a jab to the nose.
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-Fallout 3 attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
-Fallout 3 fires a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but misses.
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+Hahahaman throws a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Fallout 3 probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the chin, but Hahahaman quickly backs away.
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-Fallout 3 attacks with a barrage of crosses to the face, but comes up empty.
+Fallout 3 belts Hahahaman with a barrage of nice roundhouses to the nose.
Fallout 3 lands a cruel haymaker and Hahahaman falls senseless!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Fallout 3 pounds Hahahaman with a series of off balance shots to the mouth!
Fallout 3 lands a lightning blow to the temple and Hahahaman's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Fallout 3 probes with a pair of left shots to the chin, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Fallout 3 tries to land a pair of hooks to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Hahahaman pokes Fallout 3 with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fallout 3 landed 14 of 39 punches, and hahahaman landed 7 of 7 punches.

Fallout 3 won the round 10-7

Fallout 3 is winning the fight 70-58


Fallout 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 8

Fallout 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hahahaman covers up.

-Fallout 3 attempts a series of roundhouses to the face, but only hits air.
-Fallout 3 attempts a series of roundhouses to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Fallout 3 throws a barrage of light hooks to the face. Hahahaman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Fallout 3 lands a ferocious uppercut and Hahahaman hurtles to the canvas!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hahahaman takes charge with a left to the head! Fallout 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hahahaman hits with a series of stinging blows to the face.
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-Fallout 3 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Fallout 3 wallops Hahahaman with a pair of heavy uppercuts to the eye.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
-Fallout 3 attempts a flurry of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
+Fallout 3 attacks with a volley of off balance shots to the temple!
Fallout 3 lands a blood spattering left punch in the nose and Hahahaman is knocked down!!

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Hahahaman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hahahaman belts Fallout 3 with a nasty jab to the temple.
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-Fallout 3 launches a volley of punches to the nose, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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BELL
Fallout 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hahahaman is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let hahahaman continue the fight! Fallout 3 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 2: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 3: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 4: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 5: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 6: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 7: Fallout 3 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 2: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 3: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 4: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 5: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 6: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 7: Fallout 3 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 2: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 3: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 4: Fallout 3 10-9
Round 5: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 6: Fallout 3 10-8
Round 7: Fallout 3 10-7

Fallout 3 wins by a technical knockout!