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(Super-Heavyweight) BOT-159337 defeated they call me fat man! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, November 14, 2015

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 8 inches (264 centimeters) tall weighing in at 655 pounds (297 kilograms) is BOT-159337!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159337 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-They attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Bot-159337 tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but They narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-159337 throws a right jab to the chin, but misses.
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-Bot-159337 throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but They deftly avoits it.
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-They attacks with a left sweeping right to the face, but is ineffective.
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+They throws a series of punches to the eye.
+Bot-159337 tags They with a pair of heavy punches to the chest. They seems wobbly!
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-Bot-159337 tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+They throws a furious jab to the mouth.
+They hits Bot-159337 with a flurry of punches to the chin. Bot-159337 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 16 of 31 punches, and BOT-159337 landed 8 of 35 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-9


They is obviously tired.

Bot-159337 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159337 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-159337 attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Bot-159337 annoys They with a series of punches to the face.
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-They launches a left cross to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+They whacks Bot-159337 with a volley of punches to the chest.
-They attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-159337 probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-They lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Bot-159337 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-159337 grazes They with a pair of punches to the eye. They sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-They launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bot-159337 launches a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+They strikes with a barrage of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 11 of 31 punches, and BOT-159337 landed 9 of 35 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 20-18


They receives medical attention from his trainer.

Bot-159337 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159337 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-159337 fires a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Bot-159337 jolts They with a flurry of heavy punches to the head. Bot-159337 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. They is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
BOT-159337 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
They can't remember which corner is his.

Bot-159337 doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9

BOT-159337 wins by a technical knockout!